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Written on: Thursday, November 5, 2009 | Time: 10:52 PM
Guys suck.Okay now, this feels like the ramblings of a post-high school girl. But really, they do suck. I spent my entire four years in high school putting up with dumbasses and nitwits hoping that they would eventually grow up. That is until I got to university and learned the truth. They don't. One boy in fact told me guys "stop maturing at age fourteen." If that's the case then all of us girls are screwed. Fourteen year old boys find toilet humour an appropriate form of dinner conversation. But they are more hurtful than ever. The ego-centric British boy who lives in my building, who I will admit to having taken a liking to for a while, is a prime example. TeaBiscuit, as I shall call him is your typical womanizer. He uses his accent to his advantage, though his many years in my country have weakened it severely. But TeaBiscuit continues to divide and conquer his way through the female population of my school. Apparently he and his current girlfriend decided to be "non-exclusive" (aka the kiss of death), and allow each other to see other people, just not fool around with them. So what does TeaBiscuit go and do? He finds himself two other girlfriends. Pretty shady even for a Brit. I feel the word "douche bag" is too light for him, perhaps "douchey pratt ass face" would suffice. Seriously though, three girlfriends? Is he really that desperate for someone to do more than kiss him on the cheek? Unfortunately TeaBiscuit is in my program and my building so I see him all the time. And I keep hearing about his stupid stories from everyone in my building. You can only take so many "TeaBiscuit was so drunk last night" stories before you've heard them all. And frankly, I could care less what the boy does with his leisure time. Guys suck, but thankfully there's a great little system known as Karma. I'd watch out TeaBiscuit, Karma's looking for you so it can bite you in the ass. Always, Allie |
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